"Bandit" (2bandit) 11/04/2013 at 18:51 • Filed to: ghostride the blip

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I am jealous that my school's drug dealers get to drive nicer cars than I do. Several of the dealers drive new Camaro SSs, another one drives a year old Mustang GT, and one drives a nice 3-series BMW. Perhaps I should go all lethal weapon on them and turn them in for a reward...

Blondude > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 18:52

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I'd rather have a Trans Am. On a similar note, some sophomore at my school just got a brand new 2014 Camaro. I saw him driving down the road with the hazards accidentally on after school today. *facepalm*

Also, dat tag.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 18:53

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Or you could start selling drugs.

PatBateman > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 18:54

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Don't be jealous. If you were willing to live high on the hog now for a few years in ass-raping prison, you could have it all too!!

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 18:59

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Or you could come to Brazil. I smean, I still wonder why I'm not dealing drugs and robbing people. It's not like I'm going to jail, nobody goes to jail here...

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 11/04/2013 at 19:04

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Might be that your cops are inclined to shoot to kill even more so than ours. (Someone posted a video of it a few days ago on here.)

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 19:04

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Trust me, if you know, the cops know. High school slingers aren't particularly, uh, subtle, crafty, or discreet.

liquidburna > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 19:08

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Its all good until the drug task force swoops in and seizes all of your "hard earned" assets. Trust me, even without much jail time, the unlimited blow jobs from coked out sorority girls in your new 745i isn't worth watching the feds seize it and auction it off for pennies on the dollar. Nothing is more heartbreaking.

liquidburna > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 19:08

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Its all good until the drug task force swoops in and seizes all of your "hard earned" assets. Trust me, even without much jail time, the unlimited blow jobs from coked out sorority girls in your new 745i isn't worth watching the feds seize it and auction it off for pennies on the dollar. Nothing is more heartbreaking.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 11/04/2013 at 19:09

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Not at all. If they did, human rights organizations would drop all hell in their heads for daring to shoot and kill a poor and defenseless armed robber. That's why illegal businesses are thriving, after all.

PS9 > Bandit 11/04/2013 at 19:10

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No muscle car is worth running into this guy. Don't kid yourself and let this one's fame let you think he's rare. EVERY PRISON has one of these guys in it. Some prisons have gangs of these guys in them.

Not worth it, man. Stay on your path and get your shit the legit way. You can always buy another Camaro, but stretched out Anal tissue cannot be replaced.

N/A POWAAAHH > Bandit 11/05/2013 at 13:20

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At least they earned it. Majority of people at my school drive those cars, with more 7 and 5 series thrown in. Last time I saw, the drug dealers were driving a mazda 626 and multicolored honda civics